mageknight14:

captioned-vines:

seansoo:

touch me HARDER

Girl: “When he died, I was so sad that I would never hear that voice again. His laugh.”

Bunny: [deep laughter]

Girl: “His funny little requests.”

Bunny: [deep voice] “Touch me.”

Girl: “His reprimands.”

Bunny: [deep voice] “Touch me harder.” 

The Ghost Stories dub is an honest to God treasure.

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bunjywunjy:

vivvav:

That cat is not a physical object.

BOOTS AND CATS AND BOOTS AND CATS AND

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loki-laufeyson-son-of-odin:

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credits to @meg.ikarp on Instagram

sushinfood:

rasec-wizzlbang:

cocobutterbella:

rasec-wizzlbang:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

rasec-wizzlbang:

severalowls:

rasec-wizzlbang:

sindilex:

rasec-wizzlbang:

jesus-lizard-journal:

rasec-wizzlbang:

rasec-wizzlbang:

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters?
this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness

what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss? 

possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich

The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.

1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.

this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.

There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.

You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.

the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem…
someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?

The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day).  Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers.  If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day.  Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.

that sounds doable!
our goal is now clear

ok but why tho?

if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it

This entire exchange was an experience.

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Sometimes, a post takes on a life of its own.

scoobydoomistakes:

I had a plan going in.

Point out how freakishly-close the gang walks together… 

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…ponder how they manage to not step on each others’ feet, like, all the time…

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…and then bring up how the rest of the gang disappears in the closeup

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…followed by – which I never noticed before – Velma saying “Hurry up, Shaggy!”…

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…even though he’s right there, and hasn’t remotely left to look for Scooby yet.

It was so simple.

But then, of course, the gif frame order had to break…

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…and be funnier than all that combined, rendering it moot.

Humph. Stupid… accidental comedy… why’ve you gotta make people move like teleporting robots, anyway?

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

frogginbloggin:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

anti0ch:

in a swamp

or in a bog

there’s nothing finer

than a frog 🐸

in the mud

or by the road

there’s nothing slicker

than a toad!!

by the sea

or in the snow

if there are frogs

that’s where i’ll go !

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jesusonafrickinboat:

i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos:

osointricate:

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

AMEN

civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

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rakkudude:
“ stumpybelham:
“ mmmskulljuice:
“ nalnpraks:
“ 4gifs:
“Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab
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@mmmskulljuice
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look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!
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“am crab.”
“am also crab–wait a...

rakkudude:

stumpybelham:

mmmskulljuice:

nalnpraks:

4gifs:

Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab

@mmmskulljuice

look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!

“am crab.”

“am also crab–wait a minute”

“…YOOOOOOOOOOO”

“YOOOOOOOOOOOO”

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